Find Your Magical Creature
Repellent, sightless, spineless, common anus, appetite only
Seriously? We can think of no particular use for a sea slug. But we are all the Lady’s creatures, n'est-ce pas? At least you don’t have to worry about falling down. Try to avoid Starfish, Crows, certain Fish, Nemertine worms, Bobbits, Crabs, etc
Piscis - Fish
Deep and chthonic, you have a tendency toward great amounts of facial hair. If this does not suit, then you could try Eflornithine. Water loving. You would do well with Irish Setters, and Labradors or Golden Retrievers. You enjoy seafood (but try to keep crab cake crumbs out of your beard). If you should have a red-headed daughter, seek out agent from music industry. You have a preference for salty language, but avoid saying, “Argh!” You also have affinity for rum for some reason. . .
Piscis (Fish) School-aged, back-boned, moist, finish, swims-a-lot. You should try to smile more. Trust other members of you group so that you move as one. Beware those from Nature or Nova. There’s always a reason they’re there.