Find Your Magical Creature
Fierce, joyful, energetic, honest, unmatchable
There is nothing un-cool about you. Re-consider employment at explosives factory. You will sometimes awake to find you have charred either your sheets or the hay. You should do well in work at either of the poles. You bring good luck.
Asinus - Ass
It is said several female aspirations are comfortably at home in your sign. You often find yourself debating the question of the relative value of Experience vs Purity or Lack of Bias vs Ignorance. Good luck. Oddly, the results of several runs of The Tarot most commonly and convincingly associate two random words with your sign: “Monkey Beans.” ??? We don’t know.
Asinus (Ass) Smart, blended family, gentle, docile, not easily swayable. Depending on observer, you are thought, at times, to be either too small or too large. Sturdy and loyal, you sometimes wander out of your variety into another variety. How did you get to be a swear word? Strong, but not fast, especially. But that’s all right. . .