Aye, Worthy Lads an’ Fair Lassies. 
‘Tis I, Asullus o’ the Tower, spendin’ me time here waitin’ fer yer kind word or burnin’ question concernin’ that which ha' been written.  Fer a speedy reply from this Wise Old Mule, just write yer query down an’ all will be well.  An’ thank ye fer yer time an’ conerns, an’, better yet, any fruit o’ the red type ye’d be willin’ to part wi' fer this old gray one.