Find Your Magical Creature
Flesh-loving, pyrophobic, grumpy, drinks wine, knows stuff
Beware meeting your match. There, really, is little reason for people to like you, so you must ask yourself, why do you try? The best word of the month for your sign: gnarly. A distant relative, calling himself Cousin Stumpy, will soon approach you seeking to ask for money.
Granum - Grain
You enjoy morning-times more than most. Your greatest challenge is whether to have raisons or no raisons. Kind, considerate, you may find yourself drawn to the question of the existence, or not, of yearly cycles. . .
Granum (Grain) Amber-waved, tasty, annual, nutritious, starchy. You will be assailed from time to time for your possible role in the destruction of the entire Hunter-Gatherer Society, leading to the subsequent weakening of the whole species. It’s all on you. (See below for what to do if your house is stoned.) Otherwise, you love babies.