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Februarius

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Extensible, neutral, independent, deodorizing, hem-marking.

You see, your long-chain saturated hydrocarbons tend to have a hydrophilic head and a hydrophobic tail.  This is important.  Always be available before dinner.  You enjoy killing very small things while smelling good.

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Februa - Cleanser

Your life is governed by Dualities—dirty/clean, black/white, manic/depressive.  You tend to have a large, but oddly-symmetrically-shaped, heart.  With you, Love is in the Air, and that’s generally where it remains...

Februa (Cleanser)  Purified, conflagrated, fertile, solemn, preparative. Remember, every Februa has an anal corner.  Generally, your nit-picking is sickening to your friends.  Always return to your ex’s- and give them one more chance…

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