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Find Your Magical Creature

Saturnius

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Pointed, anti-social, nolite tangere, avoidant, unexpected

Every one of you has its rose.  We’re not sure what that means, exactly.  Great fun at parties—now there’s a surprise!  You find favor with trained warriors wearing black silk pajamas and facial masks.  You help florists remain alert.  You are cautions when approaching a partner during times of intimacy.  The last thing people most often tell you is that everything is turning black.

Poison Thorn

Poison Thorn

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Falx - Sickle

You demonstrate a grave tendency toward limitation, restriction and judgement.  You are very depressed.  Your attempt to bring meaning and structure to your life reminds us of the limits to time and matter.  If you are not too tired, you evidence a commitment toward responsibility and boundaries.  Your friends consider you boring.  However, when you wield the keen-bladed instrument of self-control, meaning and dedication—responsibility and discipline fly out the window. . .

Falx (Sickle)  Sharp, curvy, hands-on, anti-grass, castratatory. Rings and half circles in crops seem consequential to you for some reason.  People you know who may be important are polite to you to your face.  You have a little brother/sister complex in association with Iovus, largest of your litter.  Your claim of vital assistance in helping him push all heavenly bodies to where they should be on an every-other-turn basis goes largely spurned or simply draws blank stares.  You favor raspberry kringle for Break-fast.

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