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Find Your Magical Creature



Child-like, light-fantastic, charming, clever, histrionic

Teeny, tiny, meany, whiny.  That about sums it up.  You can distribute your favors and your partners may be grateful, but their fathers may not be.  Think of a drop of water on a hot griddle.



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Taurus - Bull

Flowers in your hair; flowers everywhere.  You tend to go blissfully astray.  Pollenous, allergic, anaphylactic, near-death-experiencing.  Fun. . . 

Taurus (Bull) Determined, consistent, strong, milky, avoids grilling. You are steadfast and loyal because your inbred lumbering momentum makes it difficult for you to change direction easily.  Beware nose rings.  You become sensitive when people talk about your brand.  People don’t mind feeding you, for some reason.

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