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Find Your Magical Creature

Februarius

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Purging, bloated, cramping, dehydrating, de-socializing.

All’s well that ends well.  Make an effort to shake as many hands as possible.  You tend to sleep with your windows open at night.  Your most frequently used verb is ‘run’.

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Februa - Cleanser

Your life is governed by Dualities—dirty/clean, black/white, manic/depressive.  You tend to have a large, but oddly-symmetrically-shaped, heart.  With you, Love is in the Air, and that’s generally where it remains...

Februa (Cleanser)  Purified, conflagrated, fertile, solemn, preparative. Remember, every Februa has an anal corner.  Generally, your nit-picking is sickening to your friends.  Always return to your ex’s- and give them one more chance…

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