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Find Your Magical Creature



Troublesome, threatening, hyperactive, fire-starting, prankster.

People are often critical of you regarding your stature.  You have latent magical talent, but continually fail at manifesting it successfully.  You may wish to consider changing your type of anti-perspirant/anti-deodorant.



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Aries - Ram

Due to warming tendencies, you appear torpid and drowsy because of the annual expansion of your peripheral vasculature.  This is called Spring Fever and is valid unless you live somewhere else on the planet.  You likely consider planting and fertilizing without giving any thought to consequences. . .

Aries (Ram)   Elevated, senior, multiple-partnering, sport-playing, courting. You tend to suffer from migraine headaches associated with continual head-butting.  You have a tendency to believe old tales and have often thought of booking passage to the Colchis.  You often ask others to shave your back.

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