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Find Your Magical Creature
Aries - Ram
Due to warming tendencies, you appear torpid and drowsy because of the annual expansion of your peripheral vasculature. This is called Spring Fever and is valid unless you live somewhere else on the planet. You likely consider planting and fertilizing without giving any thought to consequences. . .
Aries (Ram) Elevated, senior, multiple-partnering, sport-playing, courting. You tend to suffer from migraine headaches associated with continual head-butting. You have a tendency to believe old tales and have often thought of booking passage to the Colchis. You often ask others to shave your back.
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