Find Your Magical Creature
Malevolent, chaotic, cruel, false, basically unhappy
Rude, crude and socially unacceptable. On the other hand, people would do well to not go out of their way
to irritate you. Common objects to avoid: silver, wooden sticks, sacred waters, people reciting from small black books—things like that. We are not aware of any stories, documents or histories where Demons come out on top. Just so you know.
Scorpius - Scorpion
As we are no longer in 3rd grade, we will assume you will forgo painful and awkward recitations of tasteless jokes associated with the saying of your sign. Remember, when pronouncing, emphasis is always placed on the first syllable. On the bright side, you are often associated with technology, innovation, discovery, progressivity, enlightenment, objectivity, novelty, and ingenuity—but also, rebelliousness without cause and irresponsibility. Say that ten times fast.
Scorpius (Scorpion) Confident, very sensitive, hopelessly devoted, biting, brave. You do not always come out well against bull frogs, centipedes, and various ant colonies. Avoid them. As you are a bit of a one-trick pony, please get it right the first time around. Lodging—consider warm and dark cowboy boots.